14:32:07 — “I’m fine.”SESSION TIME →MAGNITUDE →EVERY SLAM RECORDED.NONE REGRETTED.

HQ / CRASH DUMMY

Slam Data Hoodie

Crash Dummy · HEAVYWEIGHT HOODIE · LEGACY DROP 001

$74.00

A seismograph readout of one full session — flatline, flatline, then the spike you felt in your teeth. Annotated: “EVERY SLAM RECORDED. NONE REGRETTED.”

SIZE

PRINTED ON DEMAND — MOCKUP SHOWN IS THE ACTUAL PRINT ART.
REAL GARMENT PHOTOS ARRIVE WITH THE PRINTIFY HOOKUP.
FIRST-DROP PIECES WILL BE MARKED LEGACY FOREVER.