Calibration Hoodie

Crash Dummy · HEAVYWEIGHT HOODIE · LEGACY DROP 001

$74.00

A blueprint schematic of the dummy head — crosshair aligned, tolerances noted, spec text nobody asked for. “CALIBRATED FOR REPEATED FAILURE.” It’s a feature, not a bug.

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PRINTED ON DEMAND — MOCKUP SHOWN IS THE ACTUAL PRINT ART.
REAL GARMENT PHOTOS ARRIVE WITH THE PRINTIFY HOOKUP.
FIRST-DROP PIECES WILL BE MARKED LEGACY FOREVER.